Posted 21 minutes ago

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

Posted 21 minutes ago

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

Posted 50 minutes ago
twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

Posted 51 minutes ago

coluring:

If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

(Source: coluring)

Posted 51 minutes ago

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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Posted 51 minutes ago
  1. Me: oh thats cute
  2. *checks price tag*
  3. Me: no its not
Posted 51 minutes ago


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk)

Posted 51 minutes ago

benedictervention:

were-all-just-stories-in-the-end:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

consultingasshole:

Gary Oldman provides us with further proof that Benedict Cumberbatch is basically an angel. (x)

Oh Benedict, making me love you more, which I didn’t think was possible.

I LOVE them both so much! I’m crying now.

Heard this story second hand. Nice to hear it from Gary.

Posted 52 minutes ago

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids)

Posted 52 minutes ago

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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Posted 1 hour ago

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

(Source: hotdadjpg)

Posted 1 hour ago

nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

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(Source: jerkofficial)

Posted 1 hour ago